mandehmouse:

The real sass masters

grumpysalmon:

grumpysalmon:

Happy to report that my surgery was a success and I now have no limbs :)

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*flicks through my notes of what’s popular to say online at the moment*

with metaphors

awwww-cute:

I see your Easter cats and raise you

fullmetalfisting:

Some women want to be house wives and some women want to be Harvard professors and some women want to be porn stars and some women want to be nuns and some women want to be surgeons and there is nothing wrong with anyone’s profession I am sick of people being rude to women about their professions oh my god

potentiallypr0blematic:

I found this hilarious.

unimpressedcats:

i turned around to my desk and saw this glory in my magnifying mirror

lightwoodvevo:

lightwoodvevo:

my least favorite time of the month is when my vagina reenacts the red wedding

this is not how i wanted to be remembered

dylanthescientist:

princetanaka:

just a small town girl. Living in a racist, insensitive, sexist, homophobic world,

(cant take the midnight train ‘cause im fuckin scared)

fangirl challenge [2/5] movies: now you see me

“When a magician waves his hand and says, “This is where the magic is happening.” The real trick is happening somewhere else. Misdirection.”

doctorwho:

Happy Easter!

republicannibal:

piertotum-locomottor:

cuteleesi:

kingbard:

cuteleesi:

kingbard:

water-music:

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Enjoying some dark chocolate almond milk in my favorite cup before work

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it’s the cutest cup :3

i see your cat cup and raise you a cat bowl

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Your cat bowl has nothing on my

Measuring cups

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u wanna go

have a taste of my cat teapot

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Bro, get a look at my

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Actual cat

Biatch please, I have a gang.

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It’s like that Subway commercial where everyone loves Avocados

turnipjelly:

evenhellcanbehomey:

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.

write a book

You could call it The Golden Compass