do you ever see a character that’s worshipped by a fandom and go “you’re not that great”
Some of the best #ThingsTimHowardCouldSave memes on twitter.
Icarus, Sir Alfred Gilbert.
i had always thought the wings were growing out his ass, until just now when i realized they were attached to his arms. AS MAKES SENSE
percy “i should have been scared, but instead i was just kinda offended” jackson
gay marriage is only legal in 18 countries but being gay is a crime in 83 countries like i’d literally be breaking the law just by LIVING in 83 countries in the world but yeah go on tell me again how “homophobia isn’t even a big deal anymore” thanks
Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough
phrases like “i’ll be the distraction you go on ahead without me” generally do not have a tendency to end well
"i’ll catch up with you" no. no you probably won’t
"we’ll talk about this later" there is no later
"it’ll be alright" not for you since you just said that and doomed yourself
"I’ll be fine. Don’t worry." We’ll never see you again.